|Leprechaun Thiefs Infest Oakwood Hall
Since early March, leprechauns have been causing trouble for the residents of Oakwood hall. Reports have been piling up of missing socks, undergarments, and car keys, and officials have been discussing how best to deal with the unwelcome guests. Danielle Maher, a third-floor resident, returned from lunch to find that a shoe of her’s had gone missing. “Those pesky leprechauns stole one of my favorite shoes! I hope it turns up soon. The leprechaun clearly had been on my bed too: there were muddy footprints all over my covers and pillow cases.” Maher reported the incident to Joseph Myers, a Resident Assistant (RA) for the third floor.
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