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  • My "Punny" Personality

    by Nick Rush | Jul 24, 2017
    <p>Many of those close to me know I am a very sarcastic person. I always have wise comebacks. I like to play with words in such a way so I am always right, or I try to make myself right. I also like to make comments that I personally find hilarious, even if absolutely nobody else even smirks. Apparently, according to all my friends, they&rsquo;re &ldquo;dad jokes.&rdquo; Here recently, recently meaning within the past few months, dad jokes have become part of who I am and what I say in conversation; sometimes I strike a conversation with a dad joke. I wanted to drop a list of the famous dad jokes because, well, why not! I laugh at myself every time I say these, so hopefully I at least get a smirk out of you!</p> <ol> <li>I like to guess the &ldquo;discount&rdquo; people get on their jeans. For instance, I would say the girl on the left got a 5% discount on her jeans, and the girl on the right got a 30% off. *These pictures were taken off of Google Images*<br /> <img src="/images/default-source/default-album/jeans1.jpg?sfvrsn=2866bf62_0&amp;MaxWidth=150&amp;MaxHeight=&amp;ScaleUp=false&amp;Quality=High&amp;Method=ResizeFitToAreaArguments&amp;Signature=214C4D04A1D8F46EB8FF7FF18DA4783D4077F110" data-displaymode="Custom" alt="Jeans" title="Jeans" data-method="ResizeFitToAreaArguments" data-customsizemethodproperties="{'MaxWidth':'150','MaxHeight':'','ScaleUp':false,'Quality':'High'}" /><img src="/images/default-source/default-album/jeans2.jpg?sfvrsn=dc67bf62_0&amp;MaxWidth=200&amp;MaxHeight=&amp;ScaleUp=false&amp;Quality=High&amp;Method=ResizeFitToAreaArguments&amp;Signature=2BE4E3486E7BE8176448D256E999F56698A2EF06" data-method="ResizeFitToAreaArguments" data-customsizemethodproperties="{'MaxWidth':'200','MaxHeight':'','ScaleUp':false,'Quality':'High'}" data-displaymode="Custom" alt="Jeans" title="Jeans" /></li> <li>Person: "So I got to thinking-"<br /> Me: "I thought I smelled smoke."</li> <li>*I drive past a graveyard* Wow, this place is just happenin'. People are just dying to get in here!</li> <li>Person: "Hey, I'm going to run to the store. Need anything?"<br /> Me: "No, I'm good. But if I were you, I would drive."</li> <li>Me: *Sees person wearing a camo shirt* "DUDE! A FLOATING HEAD!"</li> <li>Person: "How do you spell it?"<br /> Me: "I-T."</li> <li>Person: "Hey can you call my phone?"<br /> Me: "Sure. MY PHONE, MY PHONE!"</li> <li>I've always wanted to try camping; everyone says it's in-tents.</li> <li>Person: "You shouldn't brush your teeth wearing a tie.."<br /> Me: "... My toothbrush isn't wearing a tie.."</li> <li>Person: "Did you cut your hair again?"<br /> Me: "No, I cut them all."</li> <li>Person: "Dude, I'm hungry."<br /> Me: *extends hand* "Hi Hungry, I'm Nick."</li> <li><img src="/images/default-source/default-album/thyme.jpg?sfvrsn=ec67bf62_0&amp;MaxWidth=300&amp;MaxHeight=&amp;ScaleUp=false&amp;Quality=High&amp;Method=ResizeFitToAreaArguments&amp;Signature=3A899D9FD039F60CD76B8620786AB38A9A89E80F" data-method="ResizeFitToAreaArguments" data-customsizemethodproperties="{'MaxWidth':'300','MaxHeight':'','ScaleUp':false,'Quality':'High'}" data-displaymode="Custom" alt="Thyme" title="Thyme" /></li> </ol> <img src="/images/default-source/social-media-and-official-blogs/nickrush7177d1922d02625b9ff6ff0000763cab.jpg?sfvrsn=a375b362_0" data-displaymode="Original" alt="NickRush" title="NickRush" /><br /> <em>Nick Rush &rsquo;20 is studying Sports Management and plans on minoring in another business area. He plays baseball for MU, and he plans on working in the sports industry after graduation.</em>